My wife and I were looking for a property to open a massage parlor. One day, when he was lamenting that he couldn't find a good property, he saw a sign for ``Tada Real Estate''. Thinking it was some kind of connection, I went to the real estate agency, where a bewitching beauty, Ms. Arika, kindly served me, and the schedule for the viewing went smoothly. However, on the day of the preview, when she seemed reluctant because she didn't like the property that was introduced to her, Arika whispered obscenely in her ear, ``If you sign the contract, you'll have the right to have sex with me, right?'' Come...